Pee-hee! Random conversations ….

13 09 2007

Here’s some fun conversations i’ve participated in /have been told about over the past few days …

OVERHEARD AT THE BEACH–it’s pronounced CURE or CUR-ee

Mom: So here we are at Carolina beach …

Sista Girl: Mom, we’re at Kure beach

Mom: Kure Beach?

Sista Girl: Yup.

Mom: Shoot, I don’t care if it’s an infected beach, i’m just glad i don’t have to pay to park.

TAKING MISSION TO NEW HEIGHTS …. or is it depths?

Rev. boy: So, the Diocese would like to see more involvement in Outreach efforts

Personal Atheist: You already do so much in your parish, though!

Rev. boy: Yeah, but apparently they want to see more hands-on stuff. I wonder if working on a benefit for the National Coalition for Sexual Freedom would count?

PA: Ha! Maybe for the Unitarians, but I don’t think this is the case here.

<silence>

Rev. boy: I could also do something with the Fisting Association, but i think that would qualify more as IN-reach.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE AN EPISCOPALIAN WHEN …

SIR: Well, boy, how was lunch? What did you have today?

Rev. boy: Chinese, SIR.

SIR: Well, Feng Shui to you!

Rev. boy: And also with you, SIR!

SIR: Huh?

Rev. boy: Maybe i should have said “And with thy Spirit…” it’s more respectful and from the prayer book you used …

SIR: <silence> You’re lucky you’re cute, boy …

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